I Cant Tell if That Is Really Funny or Really Scary

If you are one of those people who loves to freak out people with your dark humor or by saying creepy things that this article is for you. In this article, we have listed some creepy things to say! Take a look you might find something fun here.

Contents

• 1 Creepy Things To Say
• 2 Creepy things to say over text
• 3 Creepy things to say to people
  • 3.1 Conclusion:

Creepy Things To Say

• This is almost as much fun as watching you sleep.
• Don't try to scream… No-one will hear you.
• Oh dear God! Just keep walking towards me! Whatever you do, don't look behind you!
• They say a serial killer's first victim is always someone he knows…
• Please stop me before I kill again… I can't help myself anymore.
• Don't struggle… I hate it when they struggle.
• I've been practicing for this moment for so long…
• Do you want death or happy smile?
• I couldn't find any clean underwear this morning… so I had to borrow my grandmother's.
• I'm going to miss you when you're gone.
• I'm so sorry… for what is about to happen.
• Sometimes, the things you see in the shadows are more than just shadows.
• Delicate things are not as easy to break as you may think.
• Pull back my carpets if you dare! Just keep in mind that you're likely to find something you may not want to see!
• It was July when the dogs began to disappear from the neighborhood. About a week later, people began to go missing.
• I've tried to take my own life 73 times. Every time was a failure. And messy.
• Something was scratching the other side of my pillow all night long.
• The smile she gave me wasn't one from mother to child: it was one from predator to prey.
• I wish to organize the first serial killer convention. What do I need to do?
• (To a gun store clerk) I need to buy a rifle and one bullet.
• Razors have so many interesting uses.
• I get so tired of watching. I want to start doing.
• We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight." —H.P. Lovecraft
• Stare at me much longer and I'll pluck out your eye.
• My hope is that one day I will be able to say, "I've killed a chicken."

Creepy things to say over text

Wanna have fun while texting? How about sending creepy texts to people? It may be the best prank if you can find the most fun and exciting creepy things to say over text. We have listed some here, take a look at!

• Even a baby can be dangerous when given a sharp scalpel.
• I hope you don't scream as much as the last one.
• You look just like my sister… who died under mysterious circumstances.
• Can I feel your pulse? It's getting slower… slower… slower… It stopped.
• Don't stand so close… It's contagious.
• When you look out your window tonight, you might catch a glimpse of me.
• Let's sew ourselves together… then we can hug forever.
• Hold on, I need to go to the toilet… OK I'm done.
• Don't get too close. I have diarrhea and I'm getting ready to blow.
• It's happening again!
• Remember when you were sitting on the toilet and you had the strangest feeling someone was watching you?… Yeah, that was me.
• I'll never let you go… Never… Never!… NEVER!
• I like you so much, I want to hug your internal organs.
• You're pretty. I bet you have a pretty scream…
• I like your face so much, I want to rip it off and put it on my dog.
• Last night, I dreamt I murdered you… but here you are still alive… I'm so glad.
• I can smell your poop!
• I wonder what you look like… without the skin.
• I always knew you would die in my arms.
• I bet you didn't feel me lick your ear.
• Every time I poop… it reminds me of you.
• Goodbye… Why are you still here?
• You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen… I'd like to put them in a jar on my desk so I can look at them all day.
• I always knew it would end like this…
• SSHHHHH! No tears, only dreams now…

Creepy things to say to people

Here we have come up with the things which you can say to random people or the people you generally hand out. Take a look at these creepy things to say to people and have fun!

• Hug me… This doesn't feel right. Your flesh is still warm.
• You have a beautiful head. It will complete my collection.
• Do you ever think when the hearse goes by, that you will be the next to die…
• Don't go home. He knows where you live.
• You smell different when you're awake.
• You have lovely skin. I can't wait to wear it.
• A good selection of herbs and spices helps make any kind of meat go down.
• I like my coffee like I like my women…sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer
• You might want to call a bomb squad because there's going to be an explosion in your anus
• "There's a tornado, come in my basement"
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• (Smell a girl) "I smell that you are in season… want to breed?"
• My couch pulls out, but I don't
• I just want to be friends….with your insides
• I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
• Got two nipples for a dime? Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
• The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement
• I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
• Help, something is wrong with my eyes – I just can't take them off you.
• "I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?"
• Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
• You're like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
• You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
• Nightmares will come pouring out of Hell when the Devil gets desperate.
• What if the spiritual world is the job and the living world the vacation?
• Those that don't go mad every once in a while, eventually go mad permanently.
• Homes don't always like all tenants. They retaliate in whatever way they can.
• There's a reason so many people like Halloween. The real reason goes unsaid by many.
• Some spirits possess the living to feed the addictions they had while alive. Do you know anyone who eats a lot, drinks a lot, or smokes a lot?
• "What's the best way to talk to dead people?" —A child to her mother
• I don't want to alarm you, but right now, there is a skeleton inside of you.
• Just relax. It will all be over soon.
• Underneath all these clothes… I am completely naked.
• You smell just like my grandmother… after they dug her up.
• I know what you did and I know who you are.
• We can't see them, but they've been watching us for a long time now.
• I just noticed… There's a spider in your buttcrack.

Conclusion:

These are the best creepy things to say to girls and boys. I hope you guys like our collection of creepy things to say. If you have any question or suggestion then just comment below or contact us.

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Author: Shyami Goyal

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